Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Delayed Reviews

Greetings Lego fans! Please be patient for the next review. I am currently gathering real lego pieces instead of virtual pieces to use in my cartoons. If you have lego people laying around and would like to donate them, please email me directly at heremeow@aol.com. I will pay for shipping costs. Stay tuned!

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Juno



This is the story of Juno. Juno is an average student with the sass and intelligence well beyond her teenage years except, there is one small problem, Juno's lego eggo is preggo. She drinks a lot of Sunny D to make sure and it’s true, she is going to have a baby. Oh no, another teen pregnancy movie. But don’t worry! Juno isn’t going to keep the baby and ruin its life; she is going to put it up for adoption.

Paulie Bleeker is pretty shocked when he hears he got Juno pregnant. But Juno doesn’t really give him the chance to think much about the issue. He’s not in this movie much but we know he likes to wear orange sweatbands, eat orange tic tacs, and run a lot.

Juno finds a nice couple to adopt her baby, it’s the guy from Teen Wolf Two and Alias! You can tell though that Teen Wolf isn’t quite ready to be a father.



The seasons pass and Juno gets bigger and bigger. She hangs out with Teen Wolf guy occasionally. They play guitar and watch old horror movies. Teen Wolf guy finally tells Juno that he’s leaving Alias. For shiz? For shiz.

There is a lot of crying but then Juno leaves a note for Alias saying “I’m still in if you’re still in.”
Juno realizes she’s in love with Paulie and puts a bunch of orange tic tacs in his mailbox for him. Juno has the baby.




Alias becomes a new mom. Paulie Bleeker and Juno become a couple and play their guitars to that song that goes do do do do do do do do do do. Grade: B